My calendar is broken.

Help. I need someone to send me a new calendar. Mine is broken.

Today is CLEARLY not February 10th...it HAS to be April Fool's Day:

• Obamacare employer mandate delayed...AGAIN. No, not the previous "let's wait until after the 2014 midterms" delay. This a new "2016 sounds peachy-keen!" delay.

• Wendy Davis thinks she can just rewrite concealed carry laws at the municipal level...

• And Joe Scarborough thinks he can launch a Republican Presidential campaign from his desk at MSNBC. 

I give up. Seriously. Someone help me. I can't tell what day it is. Broken calendar? Or maybe I'm trapped in some sort of time vortex...?

Perhaps the only logical explanation.

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