Dear True Blood Writers and Producers...

Dear True Blood writers & producers,

I get it. You don't like Southerners, Texans, Christians, Republicans, gun owners, the military, sparkly dresses on anyone except gay men, or apparently just plain ol' decent people. And you made it darn clear with last night's episode that you don't know jack sh** about any of it. 

So from this Southern, Christian, Republican, second amendment supporting, armed forces loving, don't-give-a-flying-you-know-what-if-someone's-gay, happy to live in Texas, proud to be an American, I'll wear sparkles if I want to, woman...

Bless your hearts. 

Also, Stephen Moyer's Southern accent is atrocious...and it's actually getting worse. Did you get his dialogue coach with a Groupon or something? And no way in heck could a gathering in Dallas be attacked and not a single Texan return fire. 

I realize it's asking a lot for a show about vampires and fairies to be realistic, but come on. 

And, oh, anyone want to take a guess on how much shrieking there would be from the left if a TV show called Democrat women the C-word like y'all did with your little "Republic**ts" slur? 

Again...bless your ignorant, close-minded moronic little hearts.